Sunday, January 23, 2011

hfdzxrtyj-Kayla typed that with her nose

A recent study found that creating a blog and updating it regularly increases life expectancy by approximately ten seconds. Immediately after discovering this information, Kayla and I have decided to start this blog, chronicling our rise TO POWER. So here we are on a Sunday evening, gobbling left over pie and pondering the great questions of life: "What does the future hold for us?", "How can we create a strong family?", and "Hey! Is your slice of pie bigger than mine?".

Normally this is where people might give a short explanation of themselves, their life, and a cute little introduction to their blog. Instead we are just going to dive right in.

Yesterday we attended the second semi-annual Soup Excitement at the Thurman Residence.

Highlights:

Making the most terrible bean soup- I hand crafted this bean soup, using only the best ingredients, and then simmering it for a day and a half... unfortunately, it was disgusting. The beans were hard, and the rest was mushy, and too salty.

Making the best pie ever- Kayla hand crafted this delicious pie, a Ginger Snap crust with layered, made from scratch, chocolate and vanilla custard. Topped off with whipped cream and shaved chocolate "Hey! There's pie?"

The Game of Things- Another hilarious round of the game of things, one of our favorites. Hitler, Kitty litter... to be fair I wouldn't want either in my sandwich...

There's no denying that the Thurmans host one heck of a party.


Now for our Weekly Wonders of the 19th Ward:

"Good morning Sisters, Dear Heavenly Father..." -Anonymous

"That's wobbly like a duck!" -Sister Peacock

"...Don't even think about trying to escape...the pit of despair" -Albino

"On my mission..."





After church, I got my first  tattoo, and Kayla became a tattoo artist!


And last but not least, a little known fact: In ancient greece, it was common to make sacrifices of old leggings in order to prevent the wrath of Capillus who's anger, they believed, was the cause of bad hair days.

-R+K


6 comments:

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  2. Is there any particular reason Kayla was typing with her nose? Sounds like you have a subject for your next blog entry! :)

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  3. Wait... WAS there pie?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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  4. that is hilarious, I am so glad you started a blog :)

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  5. Oh my heavens, I love our ward. And yes, I found your blog through facebook and now stalk it :) We should keep a running quote book of all the gems produced each sunday!

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  6. i know! thats what Richard wants to do. I told him that we have to be nice... he is such a stinker!

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